Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Man Caught Hiding In Car Engine to Enter spain

Hehe:e........
Wonders shall never end.......*claps amebo hands*




 




A desperate migrant today was caught today trying to enter into Spain hiding behind the engine of a vechile
He was discovered by really shocked spanish officials who taught that the driver of the car was too nervous and stopped the car for a routine check
  
According to the Telegraph,the car had travelled from Morocco and border officials found the migrant lying in a foetal position behind the car’s engine and radiator. His health was reportedly in a bad way because of the petrol fumes and searing heat.


 As reported by the Telegraph, another migrant was discovered hidden behind one of the car’s seats. Neither man has been identified.Both were taken too hospital and treated for dehydration and cramp. Doctors warned they could both have died had they been trapped for much longer

hehehe..........the husstle odi kwa serious

culled

POVERTY IN NIGERIA

Nigeria is one of the most blessed nation in the African continent, she is not just blessed but is also a very rich nation......with lots of Mineral resources one would wonder why 33.1 percent of the nation's populace still live in poverty. At this percent poverty is still significant in our Economy......
What could the possible causes of this poverty be?.....research has shown that income inequality,massive unemployment and looting of public funds by government officials
The children called the future leaders of tomorrow no longer have a future to look forward to, because the leaders of today has embezelled their tomorrow away......so sad!!!!!!!



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Tuesday, 1 September 2015

AGAINST ALL ODDS

Tega was really angry....haba so what if he was 30 and still in his father's house?, or if his friends tonye, chisom and tony had all gotten married and had children....was it because he was eating mamas food that's why she could talk to him like that?
Tega was really pained, he put on his worn out slippers and a really old. Shirt that already had holes in it....
He really did not care, he must go to his regular joint to cool his temper...picking up his nokia touch light phone he left the house......I will show them in this house,he thought to himself, I must make this money and mama would be the first person I will show......
Mama Tega was a woman in her late fifties.....she had 2 children Tega and Ejiro.  Ejiro her daughter was the younger sister of Tega and was already married and doing well with her husband.....but Tega had always been her problem and the black sheep of the family, always bringing trouble home
Her heart was was pained...she had strived soo hard to train him up in the university where he studied Industrial chemistry....but like always he took trouble to school and joined a cult group and was rusticated from the university, it's been 6 years since then, and he has refused going back to school, learning any trade or going into business
Tears flowed down her eyes freely, she wondered what she had done to deserve a coconut head son like tega.....she wondered where he had gone to now?.This morning she simply tried to talk to him about his idleness and he become angry and walked out on her.....she wished papa tega was still alive.....maybe things would have been different
Tega walked into mama Nkechis shop, he was her regular customer and he liked her Pepper soup and she always sold her drinks on credit to him sometimes
Mama Nkechi a fair, fat woman with well rounded hips came to meet him....tegoski ha fa na she said in her sharp Ibo ascent.....Tega replied her with a coy smile and asked for his normal.......still thinking in his heart how he would show mama
Just then a big saloon car parked in front of mama Nkechis shop....the owner of the car came down, his skin glowed under the sun, and his suit was soo clean, well cut and his shoes were made of pure leather....
Tega couldn't stop starring the guy was soo clean.....mama Nkechi smiled sheepishly, this must be her lucky day for this big fish to enter into her shop....she quickly went 2 meet the handsome young man and took his order.....
Tega noticed the young man was looking at him from where he sat down, Tega felt uneasy and tried looking away.....the stranger stood up from his seat and walked towards Tega
.........to be continued
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HAPPY NEW MONTH



 





Beautiful people.......its another wonderful month of september.........as we enter the ember months may God continually keep us and guide us and may everything we touch turn to gold
 Happy new month darls.........may all our wishes come true

MYTHS ABOUT ANACONDAS





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At the first thought of the anaconda snake,it brings fear,hatred and even revulsion.....the ancaonda snake is the second largest snake in the world next to the reticulated  python.......here are some comoomon myths about this monstrous snake

#Myth 1 The Anaconda is a gigantic snake

Remember the movie??? Gosh it was soo scarcy when I watched it.....the snakes were really big and long...anyways in reality although the snakes are really gigantic, they are not as long as 50 feet and neither does it weigh 200 kilograms......most anacondas weigh like a 150 kilos and almost make it as far as 30 feet in lenght

#Myth 2 Anacondas are Mythical creatures

This serpent is by no means a mythical creature. It is often the giant anaconda that is regarded as a mythical creature. Anacondas are from a family of snakes that grow about 30 feet in length. But over the last century there have been several reports by locals, researchers and explorers of sighting a snake whose length exceeds 60 feet

There have been several unconfirmed reports by locals in the Amazon region of seeing a big snake as long as 50 feet. These claims were backed up by Major Percy Fawcett's account of him killing a 62-foot long snake in 1907 somewhere in Brazil. According to him, he didn't think it was necessary to bring the snake back to civilization.
In 1995, a researcher claimed to have seen a snake whose eyes were spaced 12-inch apart. She never saw the length of the snake but concluded that it must be a pretty huge snake. Other stories have put the length of the reptile from amazon at 150 feet. However, no report of sighting the giant anaconda has ever been confirmed. It is for this reason the giant anaconda is considered a mythical creature.
#Myth 3 Anacondas are MAN Eaters!!!!
These snakes are carnivorous in nature. They feed on wide a range of aquatic and terrestrial creatures with turtles, dogs, frogs, fish, sheep and deer being their favorite prey. They also have the ability to swallow bigger animals like jaguars and even man.
The perception that Anacondas are habituated man-eaters is wrong. They have been observed to attack humans only when attacked, startled or harmed. They prefer to retreat in face of confrontation and attack only as a last option of self-defense.
Culled and rewritten from hubpages.com


DIARIES OF MORENIKEJI Episode 2

Morenikeji woke up, she had a headache and she noticed she was in a hospital....and then she remembered how she fainted during the presentation, her heart skipped she was sure her boss would fire her....that deal was worth millions of naira

She looked beside her and her dear friend Bola was by her side......she was sleeping by her bedside and she looked so angelic, morenike smiled a little, Bola has always been her friend in good times and bad times......and she really missed all her amebo gists...she really wished she would wake up.....so that they could chat a little
Just then Bola stirred and woke up, and was really glad when she saw morenike had woken up. Morenike told the doctor that she was fine, although she complained that she was feeling a terrible headache
Don't worry dear, the doctor replied we would do our best to make you feel better and he walked out of the room,  after doing some checkup on morenike
Morenikeji became tense, and asked Bola how Mr kola Dosumu reacted because she did not close the bussiness deal....Bola smiled, ore mi.....don't worry about work for now, we would resolve the issue as soon as you are well and ok......Morenike asked bola if the doctor had said anything about her diagnosis, bola shrugged her shoulders and replied No

Morenikejis parents came into the room, they were both retired civil servants, and their face was full of excitement when they saw their daughter had woken up, her mother knelt down immediately and started singing praises to God, Morenike smiled at her mother, her mother had always been too religious she thought to herself, but she was grateful she had her family with her in this tryin times
nurse walked into the room and beckoned morenikes parents to go to the doctors office
As they walked into the office Mr badejo asked them to sit down, clearing his throat, he said in a very compassionate voice.......well We have conducted lots of tests on Morenike and from the results.....it is indicated that morenike has cervical cancer and it's in stage 111...... haaa cerva kini!!!!!!! Exclaimed morenikes mum.....the enemies are at work ooooo she said crying profusly......


to be continued........
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Monday, 31 August 2015

BE SEX SMART

so doctor what do we do now?....sade was seriously in panic and disarray and was panting seriously, beads of sweat dropping down her forehead, the doctor replied well madam we are sorry there is nothing we can do now....the Hiv has progressed into Aids already and you. Have just a few years to live.......haa sade exclaimed when the illness started she felt it was a spiritual problem from the village and had been to many spiritual houses, from imam, to herbalists.........her frail frame was in pains she was shattered
Hiv and other sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhoea, syphilis, chlamydia etc most times cannot be diagnosed by going to spiritual houses....although it is good to believe in God and of cos I do believe in the almighty power of God
But as individuals the best thing we can do for ourselves is regular testing and appropriate medical treatment should follow.....africans always have this mentality of village people at work
Although I acknowledge the forces of evil exist but it is better to seek medical attention then add it up with faith.....My own 2 cents sha
My people let's be wise.....get tested, know your status today...be Sex smart
     Cheers

COUPLE WEDS IN SHOP-RITE KAMPALA

WEIRD!!!!! the couple pictured above decided to tie the knot inside a shoprite mall in kampala the bride who is a manager at shoprite ...