JASMINE TRIDEVIL SPENDS $20,000 SO SHE CAN HAVE 3 BOOBS

Total Recall is becoming total reality. Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida massage therapist, has become the real three-boobed woman. And now she wants MTV to give her a reality show
Tridevil – guessing that name is made up – spent $20,000 having a third boob added to her already two-breasted torso. 
The would-be reality star talked about her decision to become tri-breasted and the difficulty she had finding a plastic surgeon willing to do the procedure:

“It was really hard finding someone that would do it, too, because they’re breaking the code of ethics”.
She did it because she wanted a reality TV show on MTV, but she had another reason, too.
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”

HAAAAA. She thinks having three boobs will make men stay away?
Oh Jasmine. You know nothing about men.