Diaries Of morenikeji 4

Morenikes father, and mother embraced Bola together, the three of them cried, they were going to help her through this somehow.....
Morenike wondered what had been keeping her mum and dad outside for so long, and Bola too....why wasn't she here?
She started to worry, just then her parents walked into the room, bola followed closely behind them...
They all had sad expressions on their face.....she suspected something was up
Mummy??.....why is your face sad.....kilonshe???
Her mother let out a smile, and said don't worry rest now my daughter you will be fine..........everything is ok my dear
Back at the office, kola dosumu was in his office, after years of being with different women.......there was something different about miss morenike,he really needed her, he was scared....he had never felt this way about a woman before, especially one that made him loose millions of naira,
The phone rang breaking him away from his thoughts, the cool voice of the secretary filled the other end of the line
Good morning sir, a representative of Intel Nigeria limited would like to see you sir,......you can send her in replied Mr kola
As she walked into the room, Mr kola dosumu was amazed with the figure, the representative had......Damn!!!!! He thought to himself.......she had the widest hips he had ever seen.....he was so intrigued with her figure, he did not realise when she said hello and asked if she could sit down
Ye.......ye....yes....kola dosumu stammered, he felt like a total fool at this moment....gosh
My name is miss Sandra okowa,our company Intel Nigeria limited is a human resource company, and we have a proposal for you sir......
As she talked,he was so lost, God really took time to create some people oooo, choiii....Well, Miss Sandra okowa....can we discuss this further over lunch?
Sandra agreed and they both exchanged numbers.....as he walked her to the door, He was excited....this was what he needed to forget morenike.......sandra was his cure.........
The doctor on duty walked into the room.....Morenike was alone, her parents and Bola left few moments ago, and they were acting very weird............
Hi Miss morenike, how are you the doctor asked with a smile......I am feeling better thank you sir
Well the doctor continued, you can be discharged tomorrow, but you have to come back on Monday for your chemotherapy
Morenike was confused....Chemotherapy???.......Doctor please don't be offended ooo, but I want to ask a question,....you can go ahead with the doctor said
I thought chemotherapy was meant for cancer patients.......so you don't know? replied the doctor......sorry you had to know like this........but you have cervical cancer

Morenike was Shocked!!!!!!!.....so shocked......she just couldn't speak

Experience Of the Day!!!!!!!!!

So my people I was going to buy pepper, I wanted to prepare jollof rice oooo.....hummmm....as I got to mama lekans shop(not real name sha).....two other ladies were in her shop, among them was a really fat woman.......the woman was plenty!!!!....occupying space like matter......
Anyways I greeted them, and was buying my pepper till we heard BRAAH!!!!!!.......PHHHHHRT!!!!!
Everybody took cover....including me, holding our nose....the mess aka fart was smelling sooo badly.....hain!!!!
The fat woman just farted, and she was laughing.......e joo....e ma binu oooo she said, we ate beans in our house today, that's what is making me mess like this
Ma dear....i just took my tomatoes n ran away oooo
Haba!!!!!!

Is farting in public acceptable????

The Dream

Beads of sweat ran down my face......actually the sweat coming out of my body, could fill  2 buckets of water....the old man holding the knife was saying was some incantations........ekuku le ku....we have brought the sacrifice, awon  iya oso come and eat this sacrifice....there was also 3 men tying white wrapper, and their bodies painted white.....in small dots, and they also tied their head with white wrapper
Fear gripped me, so this was how my last moments on earth would be?....i remembered mama,choima,nkechi.....my wife and touchi my new born son....so I won't be seeing them again
Tears filled my eyes and I cried.Just then the man, saying the incantation said to the 3 men, oya hold his two hands and legs....so I can cut off his head.......haaa....i let out a terrifying scream, but it did not seem to affect my captors at all
If you scream again na your tongue we go commot!!!! The old man said to me with seriousness on his face
I kept quiet, it was better to die swiftly than a slow and agonising death
Then they put me on the ground......I closed my eyes, I could feel the knife already at my neck, I let out a really huge scream................the knife was going in deeper,deeper and I could feel life leaving me.......
Then I woke up......it was only a dream...I quickly looked beside me, and saw my lovely wife sleeping peacefully.....
Thank God I said, I quickly went on my kneels and prayed........wc kain dream be this????

Against all odds Episode 2

Jerry Thomas, knew he had seen this face somewhere, then he remembered, Tega aka Trouble overdose, how could he forget???.....Tega was his room mate in 100level at the university of benin....they stayed at ekosodin, they were harassed so much by cultists that tega had to join a cult to protect himself...
He moved closer to him, Tega did not seem to recognise him.....Tegi lala...ha fa na it's me.....jerry soo fresh,soo fly......Tega jumped up and was filled with excitement, jerry jerry... choiii......longest longest time ooo.....O boy see as you fresh...shioooor, see as your skin be like mirror e just dey shine.....he said in thick warri ascent .....your story don change ooo,levels don change ooo...iye!!!!!!!
Jerry laughed, Tega had always been a comedian sha, I am fine tega.....Tega ran to his car and touched it.....wow.....jerry had always been the reserved and quiet guy, the kind u refer to as the dull kinda guy, humm back then in the day...he used to think jerry was too dull to make money, Now it turns out na him dey carry last!!!! Choi!!!!
Jerry ordered few more drinks for himself and Tega with 5 more plates of chicken pepper soup and assorted meat
How's life jerry asked Tega, and your mumsi and sister.....My brother you know see me, see my shirt na.....the thing don tear soo te I don tire to sow am sef....life hard oooo, and mumsi dey take am sing national anthem for me say I lazy, and all mates don don make am yet I still dey house dey chop her food.....My brother.....e remain small eehn......I for go commit suicide oooooo
Jerry shook his head my dear Tega, suicide is never an option oooo, there's always a way even when you think everything is impossible, cheer up I am sure everything would be well
They had few more general discussions and Jerry handed him his business card....you can call anytime you want...jerry also gave 10 thousand naira for teefare......
Mama Nkechi was smiling sheepishly.....she had made a lot of money today..........and was she excited as jerry stood up to go....she quickly jumped off her seat and escorted him to his car......giving him a flirtarous smile.......she said....fine oga abeg remember to come another time oooo, Jerry smiled waved her goodbye and left
Tega sat on his table, haa so jerry could make it big in life, and his still here, broke and poor
He just had to do something.......he had to make this hustle harder and real

To be continued.......

DIaries OF Morenikeji Episode 3

At the news from the doctor, morenikes father was in total shock, he couldn't utter a single word,he wondered how his precious little girl would be able to cope with the pain.....Morenike his hope,his dream, his only little baby girl.....he wept in his heart
Morenikes mother was crying uncontrollably.....it must be those village people she thought, they are at work again.....hum,but they would not succeed she said to herself....haa morenike must overcome this cancer,what would happen to the grandchildren she always dreamed about???..... all the money they had spent on morenike??? .....and who would take care of them when they grow old???....she had always thought of seeing morenike get married, and have a family......but now.......all those hopes and dreams.....lost
she wept and wept, Papa morenike put his arms round her, and they wept together.......
Finally morenikes father asked the. Doctor, what could be done.....Mr badejo spoke with kindness, Love and concern, his heart went out to their family....for now there is really nothing much we can do, we can do chemotherapy to help slow down the cancer cells, but at this stage she's in she just needs lots of care and love. It's best morenike is also informed about her condition too so she could learn to live and cope with it....
  Mr Kola dosumu was very dissapointed, Morenike made the company loose a lot of Money, and He was So angry....of all days for her to faint....it was on the day of the presentation??? He was definitely going to fire her for sure!!!!!
He came to the hospital to scold her, but when he walked into the room, and saw her small fragile frame, and how she slept like a baby...his heart melted a thousand times
She looked so beautiful, and she was connected to a lot of machines,all the anger her felt left at once.....and the only thing he felt for her was admiration, Love and care....he wanted to just put his arms around her, kiss her...and hold her tight
Common man!!!!.....snap out of this rubbish,kola said to himself, he was the boss....and was always in control, he had to control this emotion.....he had to put morenike in her place
Just then she stirred, and woke up.....she put up a tense smile on her face when she saw him......
Her voice was faint, but she tried as much as possible to apologise to him, Mr kola put up a stern look on his face.......all he said was rest well My dear.....we would see you at the office when you are fit to resume and he walked out of the room briskly .........
Outside, Morenikes parents broke the sad news to Bola, Bola was so heart broken, she wept soo much.....her dear friend was going to die.....and there was nothing she could do about it......

To be continued......

Excuse me!!!!!! I am Love Struck

I am in love with one of the most beautiful, Loving, caring and the most wonderful Man in the whole world
He has been lots of things to me, and this post is specially dedicated to him
Won't be including his name......so let's call him MR Lovely X
Here's reasons why I love him
1.he loves me
2. He thinks I am beautiful
3.He cherishes our relationship
4.He has an amazing smile
5.He has helped me come to know God
6.He is Honest with me
7.He cares about me
8.He is smart
9.He is handsome
10.He treats me like a princess
11.He helps me when I need me
12. He has helped me build up my confidence
13.He wants to be with me for me
14.He is everything I could have ever asked for
15.He know me better than anyone else in the world
16.He keeps putting up with all my crap
17.He makes me laugh even when I am sad
18.You make me laugh smile
19.He sees the best in me
20.You let me  Cry in your arms when I need it
21. I miss you like crazy especially when you far away


This special post is dedicated to my heartbeat.......so much love to ya!!!!!!

STORY OF A GEEK I MET IN THE BULES

As I passed by, a dark handsome dude..... He couldn't seem to resist the smell of my perfume. He let out a really big grin and said to me, Wow u smell nice.....at that point My head was swelling at the compliment.....and I Let out a big smile saying Thank you.....and jejejly passed by
The dude was persistent, and came and introduced himsef........His Voice was really deep,well toned the kinda guy you would consider to be a TDH
Henry was his name.....we both came to write an aptitude test and we were both tense, not knowing how the results would be.....luckily we both passed the test....and immediately we started talking.....
He seemed like a guy that talked too much, and was really spiritual,....but Na the "spirikoko" I fear pass oooo
He went on and on about how this day I meet him was important and how there is a reason for everything....
In a way he married his spirituality with intellectuality in a really weird, akward way.......He was really too forward sha, weird and He thought I loved him from afar???
Scoffs!!!! .....hummm, as if that's how Men are scarce.....anyways my general opinion of him sha.......is that he is kool...............

So my people No Matter where you meet a certain individual always try to be nice


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